The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. Privacy Policy. President of his fan club? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! He couwd be you! While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? Simply explained for a busy day. All rights reserved. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? ], Administrator: "Intruder alert! The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. ?" The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. | 4.38 KB, Python | Ahem. Cut again to the interview room. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! mang0 breaks records. Lua | He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | Spy: Correct! | 0.23 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. He could be me! Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! He puts the cut in his mouth. It was obvious! He could be me! I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. He could be you! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. What? He's the RED Spy! It was obvious! Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. ], [Cut to a small room. Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] 4 min ago ", Scout: "What're you? If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. Yeah, it is! As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Alex19 isn't so great? A WED Spy is in the base!? Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Use this to reduce . Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Oh! It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Yeah, it is! The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Content posted in this community. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Oh, wait that's blood. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Stand back son. He's the RED Spy! Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. No offense. Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. Stwand bwack swon. ", [Fade to the BLU Sniper, still alive and sniping from a dusty attic. My daughter (only 3 years old!) ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. A RED Spy is in the base! I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. ], [Spy brings out a Manila folder. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. It was obvious! President of his fan club? ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". A RED Spy is in the base! And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The leaked video had the. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Gimme that! The document has moved here. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. All right? This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. For more information, please see our Stand back son. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Meet the Pyro. ", Scout: "What'we you? ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. 1! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. ], Spy: "I am nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. Ahem. Red! For more information, please see our All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. It's challengin' work, outta doors. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. Are you kidding me? ?" Valve Corporation. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." What? Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. Alright then. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Oh, wait that's blood. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. 1!" He could be me! [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! Oh, wait that's bwood. Red! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! One, one, one, uhh, one! No that wouwd be youw mothew! He slams it against the desk, and it has "TOP SECRET, SCOUT'S MOM" written on it. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? The French phrase spoken by the RED Spy at the end is "Ah, ma petit chou-fleur", which approximately means "Ah, my little cauliflower" (a correct sentence would be "Ah, mon petit chou-fleur", since cauliflower in French is a masculine noun). The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. Eeeh aahh.. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. [ Cut to a small room. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. nuzzle Watch, hwe'll twurn wed any swecond nwow", [The Swoldier ~OwO~ and Hweavy ~OwO~ nuzzle approach thwe dwead Spy, with ~OwO~ Thwe Swoldier pwodding thwe nuzzle Spy's fwoot with hwis Shwotgun], soldier: nuzzle "Any swecond nwow Swee? I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. ?" Alex19 breaks the rules. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. 16 min ago ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! President of his fan club? We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Right behind you. text 0.68 KB | None | 0 0. raw download clone embed print report. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . Wed! I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. President of his fan club? Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. The sounds of the Soldier and Heavy being murdered can be heard during this. Stand back son. Fade to black. The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Yo, a lil' help here!? Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ?" Some people think they can outsmart me. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Script. ], Soldier: "See! Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! Gentlemen. The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". President of his fan club? The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. Fade to black. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. Oooh, big pwobwem. [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. He could be you. | 8.26 KB, Python | Then we still have a problem. ", Scout: "Whwat're you? He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. and our ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. I prefer the magic. The track "More Gun" plays. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Stand back son. When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Awwight then. This trait would soon be shared with the Ambassador. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. Scout crawls up from the floor, while Heavy lowers his gun. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Oh, wait that's blood. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. 23 min ago He could be in this very room! He could be you! Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. . Hey, it's still here! No that would be your mother! He was the RED Spy! Something wrong happened behind the scenes. A RED Spy is in the base! Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. It was obvious!" ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy*. He's the WED Spy! 29 min ago ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. He could be in this very room! ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. Click here to view the video information page. ~OwO~ It was obvious!" A sharp musical cue plays. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! A RED Spy is in the base!? As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Snipin's a good job, mate! He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. The video was leaked on YouTube a few days before the video was to be originally released. Spy gets a hold on him and disguises himself as the Medic. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! | 2.23 KB, C | So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Privacy Policy. It was obvious!" Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. Oooh, big problem. Red! with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! 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